Lindsay Lohan wants to spread the word about her 6126 leggings line, but she only has 242,409 followers on Twitter. It may seem like a lot, but to a celeb, it’s really not a high number.

To properly spread the word about the clothes she’s hocking, Lindsay wants more followers.

She tweeted:

i need MORE followers i am so sad about this, how can i tell everyone about my 6126 full collection COMING OUT! all clothing

According to RadarOnline, they’ve spoken with Hailey Glassman’s attorney, Anand Ahuja, who claims that this whole break in thing was just a big huge publicity stunt for the father of eight.

Ahuja said, “It appears to be a huge publicity stunt. The police investigation is still ongoing and we are sure the investigation will reveal that someone is trying to frame Hailey. There are no charges against Hailey. I don’t think they are even considering her as a suspect in a crime. It appears that somebody, and I don’t know who that might be, or what their motive might be, is framing her. The detectives are still working on it.”

I don’t think she would be dumb enough to trash the place and then sign her name to a note that was stabbed to his dresser. But then again, she did date Jon, so maybe anything is possible, right?

Justin Long is showing the little Mac Guy in his next movie, “Going The Distance”.

According to his co-star, Christina Applegate, she’s already seen the little Justin.

She said, “It’s called ‘Going The Distance” and it’s very dirty. It’s the polar opposite of ‘Alvin And The Chipmunks’. These people will not be able to go see that.”

There’s going to be plenty for us all to gawk at in this new flick. She added, “I saw a lot of Justin Long over the summer, I did – you’ll see the movie and you’ll know why I said that.”

I wonder if he’ll be showing full frontal ala “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”. I just hope his acting has gotten better since “He’s Just Not That Into You”. Good God, was that awful.

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See what happens when I spend most of the day away from my laptop? Another one bites the dust, that’s what.

“Clueless” actress Brittany Murphy has passed away today at the young age of 32, after her mother found her unconscious in the shower. Paramedics were called and tried to revive Brittany, but after taking her to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, she was pronounced dead on arrival.

That was way harsh, Tai. I still can’t believe she’s gone, this is just terrible news. RIP, and I hope drugs had nothing to do with this. So young!

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Mickey Rourke shows off his latest acting talents as “Whiplash” in the next “Iron Man” movie. In this poster, you can see that he is wearing a suit just like RDJ’s, too bad he’s just not hot.

This post needs more hotness. Sorry Mickey, it’s not you, it’s me.

“Playboy” mogul Hugh Hefner was rumored to have died earlier today. Craziness!

Hefner becomes the latest victim of the 2009 celebrity death hoaxes that have also laid claim to Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Miley Cyrus.

We aren’t sure yet how the hoaxers claimed he passed, but we’re sure it had something to do with lots of sex, Uno, and blond bimbos.

Thankfully the 83-year-old icon is still with us.

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Levi Johnston was paid a whopping $150,000 for his semi-nude spread in “Playgirl”. I can’t believe that they’ve actually paid that much for him to show NOTHING. And sales weren’t all that good, either.

Per Page Six:

“Nowhere near enough people paid the $19.95 [online fee] to cover the reported $150,000 the fading brand paid the Alaskan hunk to go rogue,” an insider told Popeater.com. Johnston’s handlers had claimed he’d go nude in the spread, but he ended up wussing out. A rep for Playgirl denies that the shoot was a bust, telling us, “Between the hours of 1 a.m. and 3 a.m. the morning the shoot went live on Playgirl.com, we had already surpassed all daily sign-up records. For the amount we paid, not $150,000, we were astounded at how well it has gone for us. In terms of sheer publicity, it has been worth millions.”

Everyone was jipped and this rat made off with enough to purchase a house. What a tool. And he’s so not hot. I feel like I would’ve been robbed if I would’ve paid for these pics. Thank God for the internet!

Jenny McCarthy must have something planned because she sure is making the rounds in the media.

One recent quote was that she wanted to do another “Playboy” spread. Now, she says that she’s looking forward to being a grandmother, at the ripe age of only 37.

Jim Carrey’s daughter, Jane is set to give birth in 2010, and Jenny can’t wait to be a grandma.

She said, “I’m going to be a GILF. Jane, Jim’s daughter, is having a little boy in February, so I am happy to be called ‘Grandma’ and take this baby on and just love it to pieces.”

Playgirl is investigating some saucy photos that were given to them, which feature Tiger Woods, naked!

The magazine’s publicist, Daniel Nardicio, has confirmed that the rag has received some revealing shots of Tiger, but they’ve yet to determine if it’s actually him.

He said, “We’re currently trying to authenticate the photos before we make any decisions on purchasing the Tiger Woods pics and ascertaining the value.”

I wonder which one of his ten mistresses took those?

Levi Johnston has already shown us everything but the wang in the print copy of “Playgirl” magazine. Now, it appears that he is wanted by a pornographer to do some video footage.

Corbin Fisher has sent a letter to Levi’s attorney in hopes to get him to sign up and do a porn for a measly $100,000.

Check out the letter above. Of course Levi isn’t going to do it. Corbin is trying to get some press for his own business by associating his name with quasi-famous people.

Ashton Kutcher and wife Demi Moore were seen flirting up a storm — ON TWITTER!

Because it’s not like they don’t live together or anything. Maybe they couldn’t be bothered to actually walk in another room and flirt in real life? Nope, they shared their dumb little messages which also helped pimp out Demi’s new perfume, “Wanted”. Lovely little advertising campaign there guys.

See if you can caption it better!

Rumors were all over the place about Lindsay Lohan kissing on Jessica Alba’s husband, Cash Warren. Lindsay says that there’s no truth to the rumors.

The two were said to be smooching it up at Villa on November 19th, but LiLo says there wasn’t anything going on.

She said, “It’s absurd. He is married. I wouldn’t dare kiss him.”

What she means is that she no longer plays for that team and he’s an ugly douche. Truth.

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Way to go Kirstie!

In the wake of the Tiger Woods drama, Kirstie Alley has offered her two cents…and I’m loving it!

The actress took to her Twitter page earlier today to say this:

Just one thing.. I get that Tiger W screwed up, but honestly the WOMEN involved are JUST as responsible. THEY know he’s MARRIED..just sayin

AND…they are despicable to SELL THEIR stories to make money off of THIER OWN INDESCRETIONS…don’t put $ in THEIR pockets..BAD GIRLS!!

I do not condone any infidelity, but I am SOOO sick of these WOMEN acting like they are the HEROS or the VICTIMS of famous men.they are HO’s

HE screwed up…the WOMEN are worse than blackmailers..God, these HO’s give WOMANKIND a bad name..I hope he works it all out with his wife.

Famous men need to be SMARTER and more FAITHFUL. WOMEN who sleep with married men are NOT trustworthy. Men should stop expecting them to be.

History has shown that WOMEN who sleep with MARRIED celebs and politicians…SELL THEM OUT FOR MONEY!! It seems to be INFIDELITIE’s trick!!

The only thing I would add is that Tiger is also wrong for cheating on his wife. Especially when he’s trying to pay her off to stay with him.

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Tiger Woods has been given his due justice in the one-man car accident last Friday. Tiger received medical attention after he crashed his Escalade into a tree and a fire hydrant. He suffered facial lacerations and was said to be in and out of conciousness.

To date, the Florida Highway Patrol had been unable to question Tiger, but now they are finally letting him off the hook.

It was just announced that Tiger is being ticketed $164.00 for careless driving. The police are not seeking release of his medical records and will not be pursuing any criminal charges.

And why should they? He is his own victim, that alone is punishment enough for the man. Let it go already, so we can move on to more pressing matters. Like how another heffer is creeping out of the woodwork to say she was banging him. Poor Jaimee Grubbs is looking for another 15 minutes.

Yes, you’ve read that correctly, Jon Gosselin thinks he’s got what it takes to bring in the girls. After conquering Kate, he moved on to Hailey Glassman, Kate Major, and the nanny, Stephanie Santoro. Now, Jon’s got his eyes on the much bigger prizes.

Rumor has it that Jon has his sights set on Kristin Cavallari, Lindsay Lohan, along with Whitney Port. And remember what Kristin said about that stripper who molested her? I can’t even imagine what she’ll say about this nonsense. She kept mum when John Mayer claimed they never tasted the Skittles rainbow together, but I don’t think she’ll keep her trap shut about this one.

According to sources, Jon has a little list that he made up. Michael Lohan would be so proud!

The snitch said, “What he really wants is to hook up with Lindsay Lohan, Kristin Cavallari and Whitney Port.”

Like they’d really go for that?

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Nicole Richie is done with Hollywood life, as she’s already told hubby Joel Madden that she wants OUT — and NOW!

A source said, “Nicole has been stressed and worn out since she gave birth to her son Sparrow in September. Joel was working in Australia when Nicole first fell ill, so she was shuttling the kids back and forth to her dad Lionel’s home. She was overwhelmed, and during a phone call, Nicole screamed at Joel, ‘I can’t take this anymore — get me out of Hollywood!’”

Joel realized that the pressures of Hollywood life had become too much for Nicole, so he opted for the change of scenery to shut her up.

The source added, “Nicole is on the rebound now, but her bout with pneumonia was a huge wake-up call. Nicole realizes that both she and her family need a change of pace, schedule and scenery. She feels ditching crazy Hollywood for New York is best for everyone.”

Because, what if 2012 is right, and L.A. caves into the ocean? Then we might be left with some smart celebrities, instead of ones that try to push ugly handbags on us.

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