It’s an all new performance episode of American Idol — and it’s British Week! Tonight, the remaining five competitors will be taking on 60′s British songs as well as British Pop. Last week, we’ve had to bid farewell to raspy voiced contestant Elise Testone in an untimely and shocking elimination. If you’ve missed the show, you can read our full official recap here.

Left in the competition are Phillip Phillips, Jessica Sanchez, Joshua Ledet, Skylar Laine and Hollie Cavanagh. It promises to be a good night as the competition is gearing up to name its eleventh American Idol.

From our sister site, Earsucker, we’ve learned what the top five competitors are singing on tonight’s show. You can read the full song spoilers for the top five at this link.

WILL YOU BE WATCHING? WHO ARE YOU ROOTING FOR TONIGHT?

We’ll be hoping that Phillip gets something awesome to sing — he’s totally our favorite in the competition right now!

It’s Motown Night on Dancing With The Stars and we’re covering the show! We will be bringing you the latest action on who’s dancing what as the show airs tonight on ABC at 8PM EST. Stay tuned.

Tonight’s show will feature performances from Martha Reeves, Smokey Robinson and The Temptations. So stick right here with us as the pros and their celebrities battle it out on the dance floor.

Of course, we’re rooting for Gladys Knight and Tristan MacManus to win the show. Why not? She’s a freakin’ legend and he’s hot. We sure wouldn’t mind some more shirtless action from Maksim Chmerkovskiy and William Levy, however.

We’re pigs, what can we say?

Stay tuned for the LIVE RECAP of the show!

DANCING WITH THE STARS LIVE RECAP HERE!

The Final Four danced their hearts out to three separate dances last night on Dancing With The Stars. So it’s really anyone’s guess as to who’s going to the Finals!

Ricki Lake and Derek Hough rose to the top of the leaderboard last night, leaving Rob Kardashian in second place, J.R. Martinez in third and soccer player Hope Solo in fourth place.

Here are the scores:

Hope Solo & Maksim Chmerkovskiy – Paso Doble / Argentine Tango – Points: 49
J.R. Martinez & Karina Smirnoff – Paso Doble / Argentine Tango – Points: 56
Rob Kardashian & Cheryl Burke – Samba / Argentine Tango – Points: 65
Ricki Lake & Derek Hough – Samba / Argentine Tango – Points: 67

Our bets are on Hope Solo and Maksim Chmerkovskiy getting the axe tonight, but it could be up in the air. Perhaps J.R. might want to rest that ankle? He seemed really hurt last night when he danced.

My guess is that J.R. and Ricki are surely going to go all the way! The bottom two is likely going to consist of Rob and Hope…but we’re guessing that Rob is going to be safe.

Stay tuned, our flagship website Earsucker will be covering tonight’s elimination!

It’s Sunday night and it’s back to work tomorrow so make it magically! This evening we are introduced to the John Doe in Storybrooke’s hospital on Once Upon A Time — and he just so happens to be Prince Charming in Fairytale World.

ABC’s Synopsis:

Emma talks Mary Margaret into reading to an unidentified coma patient in the hospital; Prince Charming and Snow White meet for the first time.

Join our sister site, Tragicomical, here tonight at 8pm for the live recap of “Once Upon A Time”!

Mad Men actress Christina Hendricks has revealed that she and husband Geoffrey Arend are too busy to have children.

The happy couple have been married for two years, but she believes that she can’t extend her family at the moment because of all of her commitments to work.

When asked if she is ready for children, she said, “Not any time soon. I feel busy enough right now.”

She also revealed that her husband helps out around the house. She said, “My husband does so much to help me and I do as much to help him as possible. If one day he’s off from work, he’ll help me do something – and vice versa. He’s an amazing cook.”

They’ll have children when they get around to it…It’s not like they’re on anyone’s schedule but their own, right?

Newly minted Dancing With The Stars competitor David Arquette talked to Ellen DeGeneres about his sobriety and the dissolution of his marriage to estranged wife, Courteney Cox.

The former couple decided to go their separate ways in October 2010, and he said that the heartbreak made him drink more and think about committing suicide.

He said, “We had grown apart for quite a while and I was just really heartbroken over it. I used it as an excuse to accelerate my drinking. You know, to be honest, I didn’t want to live anymore.”

He went on to reveal, “I didn’t know how to deal with these feelings. And part of getting sober, it’s really difficult at the beginning. You are confronted with all of these new emotions. You know, you’re not good enough.”

Thankfully, David was able to move on and is doing much better. He’s been keeping himself occupied with his new role on DWTS. He said, “I’m exhausted. I’ve been dancing for like five hours a day. It’s amazing. Every bone aches. I’m started to get a little situation. I did it because I love dancing. A lot of the themes that are involved with dancing are involved with sort of my way of life now. Balance, staying connected to your core, being in touch with everything around you, the flow of life.”

He revealed, “And that’s what it’s sort of about for me. It also gave me an opportunity for people to get to know me. Because they may have preconceived notions of who I am. Just to be out there and have fun and entertain people because I’m an entertainer.”

After only dating for a couple of months, George Clooney has decided to go public with his new relationship with former wrestler, Stacy Keibler!

George didn’t invite Stacy to the premiere party for his new movie The Ides Of March, but made up for it by walking the red carpet with her for the other movie he’s promoting, The Descendants.

RELATED: Stacy Keibler Likes Everything About George Clooney

Don’t you just wish that George would settle on a woman who doesn’t think she can change him? His last girlfriend, Elisabetta Canalis, had thoughts of marriage after being with him for two years and even gave an interview about how the tabloids were wrong in that her “boyfriend doesn’t want to marry” her. It was shortly afterward that we heard he dumped her.

Do you think his relationship with Stacy is going to last? Or will she start talking about tying the knot within a couple of years, causing him to bolt? Let us know your thoughts in the comments!

Justin Bieber is only seventeen-years-old and has no plans to get married anytime soon, but he did reveal when he wants to start thinking about little Biebers.

The teen singer is currently dating Disney starlet Selena Gomez, but has revealed that he wants to be a young father. He talked to Woman’s Wear Daily about fashion, his style icons, his career and among other things, where he thinks he’ll be in five years.

On His Future In Fashion: Definitely, I want to eventually start a clothing line or a shoe line, something like that. But nothing is in the works right now. I’m just focusing on my music now.

On His Style Icons: Kanye West. Usher’s real cool. He knows way more about fashion than I do. I’m learning from him. He helps me put stuff together and find different designers who I’ve never heard of. I just got a pair of Fendi sunglasses. I’d never heard of them before. I like Louis [as in Vuitton]. I started wearing their belts and stuff, which I really like [lifting his jacket to reveal an "LV" belt buckle].

On His Style: I try not to do too much. I try to keep it, I’m not sure what the word is – I don’t get too dressy. I don’t like to dress up. I really like to keep it casual.

On His Career: I never really thought I was going to be like this. I did it for fun at first. Now that it’s gotten so crazy, sometimes I look back and think, “Wow! This is crazy.” I performed for the President of the United States. That was a wild moment. Winning a VMA, that was a big moment.

On Charitable Causes: I love what I do but I think it’s important to give back, especially for me. I was less fortunate. I didn’t have a lot. I grew up in geared-to-income housing. It was always rough for me. We went to the food drive all the time. I always thought, “If I ever get rich or famous, I will help people who are less fortunate than me.” This year I’m helping with the food drive in my hometown. I’m just trying to do as much as I can with everything I do. With Pencil of Power, we gave $1 for every ticket sold on my tour, which was amazing.

On Where He’ll Be In Five Years: [Visibly counting] Well, by 25 or 26, I want to see myself, like, married or start looking for a family. I want to be a young dad. I want to be able to have done what I wanted to do — to be successful, to do a movie or whatever. But if the time is right, I definitely want to be married by 25. One thing — I’m not looking to get married now.

Do you think Justin Bieber will be a good dad? Should he marry Selena Gomez? Sound off in the comments! Let us know what you think!

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn photos released – War On Hollywood

Kim Kardashian covers up (for once!) – Tragicomical

Palace issues Kate Middleton pregnancy denial – Earsucker

Kate Gosselin worries now that she’ll have no more TV show – Snarkerati

Joe Jonas wants Taylor Swift back – Girls Talkin’ Smack

Mariah Carey may be 41-years-old, but that isn’t stopping the mother-to-be from painting stuff on her pregnant belly!

In late March, Mariah tweeted a photo of her butterfly decorated baby bump, showing off the words “dem babies”. Now, for Easter, she has decorated her belly as an egg!

Perhaps signaling the coming end of her pregnancy, she tweeted, “HAPPY EASTER! Ummm.. READY!!!!!!!!!!!! Done and done.”

She looks ready to pop!

Brought to you by the same people who just put out the Miley Cyrus sex doll, comes a Charlie Sheen “Crackhead Charlie” blowup doll. But is it winning???

Pipedream Products CEO Nick Orlandino said, “The Crackhead Charlie doll sold out in one day, the same day we released it. We could have sold more dolls if we had more in stock but they are sold out right now.”

The doll goes for $30 and it shows a Charlie cartoon in a Two And A Half Men shirt, surrounded by chicks in bikinis.

According to the description: ““ou don’t have to be a slutty porn goddess to party with this radical rockstar from Mars! Just add air and this neurotic nutjob will show you his two and half personalities, warlock, fangs, fire-breathing fists and Adonis DNA. Don’t be a foolish little troll, experience the bitchin’ drug they call Charlie and let him rock your world!”

Too funny. You really can’t make this stuff up!

Current pop queen Lady Gaga appears on the cover of the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar denouncing plastic surgery.

It’s been rumored for a while that Gaga has had some work done, but not so, according to her. In the magazine, she said, “I have never had plastic surgery, and there are many pop singers who have.”

She went on to say, “I think that promoting insecurity in the form of plastic surgery is infinitely more harmful than an artistic expression related to body modification. And how many models and actresses do you see on magazine covers who have brand new faces and have had plastic surgery, while I myself have never had any plastic surgery?”

She added, “I am an artist, and I have the ability and the free will to choose the way the world will envision me.”

Alien horns: Yes — Plastic surgery: No. And there you have it!

Read the full interview at Harpers Bazaar’s website here.

Amanda Seyfried is one lucky girl! And we’re not talking about four leaf clover lucky, either. She gets to hook up with boyfriend Ryan Phillippe whenever she wants. So yeah, she is the envy of chicks everywhere.

Well, maybe not everywhere. Somewhere in Los Angeles, Reese Witherspoon is unamused, but hey, you can’t win ‘em all, can you?

Isn’t he a hot piece? If you answered no, then go back and watch Cruel Intentions and come back to us. Hot now? Thought so.

Just in case you’re curious as to whether or not Reggie Bush has moved on from his sex tape making ex-girlfriend, Kim Kardashian, then the answer is yes!

Reggie was seen here on a boat with his new girlfriend, Taz Angel — and one thing’s for sure…Reggie definitely has a type!

Her name sounds like that of a porn star and of course, her boobs are ginormous. Those things must kill her back. Seriously, the doctor who bolted those suckers on should have his/her license revoked.

On Tuesday, High School Musical star Zac Efron was seen going into Fig & Olive Restaurant with a moustache!

Now normally, we wouldn’t have anything nasty to say about Zac, because usually he looks pretty good. Tuesday, on the other hand, he was looking like a bit of a douche.

It’s the facial hair, dude. Grab a razor already, please!

Much to everyone in Detroit’s dismay, Charlie Sheen bombed for his first performance in his My Violent Torpedo Of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option show. Are you surprised?

It was unorganized and fans booed Charlie, along with his opening act, Simon Rex. He seemed to regain some fans for his second show in Chicago Sunday night, but we’re hearing rumblings that his Detroit attendees are none too pleased.

During the Detroit show, someone started heckling Charlie, to which he replied, “I already got your money, dude!”

We’ve heard some say that the people in attendance for his first show in Detroit are gearing up to sue Charlie to get their money back.

Stay tuned…

Little cutie Kingston Rossdale was at a Beverly Hills park on Wednesday with his super hot DILF Gavin Rossdale, when the little tyke attracted some attention from a member of the opposite sex.

Okay, this little guy is adorable, but DANG, this girl was trying to WORK IT. She looks like she’s twice his age! She was obviously trying to flirt with him. While little kids (mine do it, too) have a tendency to ham it up with girls, this was just downright CREEPY.

Seriously, she looks like she’s at least ten-years-old. He’s FOUR. FOUR! This is just wrong on so many levels.

Wow. I’d rather go for the dad anyways, he’s super yummy delicious!

It’s photos like the one above that has us convinced that not only is Demi Moore a cougar, but she’s also a succubus. Obviously, she has turned once hot Ashton Kutcher into a homeless looking dude who you want to offer a dollar to on the street.

Poor guy. At least he has a chick magnet for a car, so there’s that.

I remember when Ashton was hot. It wasn’t that long ago. I mean, how long have they been married?!??

Taking time off from slobbering all over her boyfriend, Cy Waits, airhead Paris Hilton decided to pick the underwear out of her butt. Stay classy, Paris.

She’s rich and disgusting and he looks like a troll, so we’re really not sure who’s getting the crap end of the stick here.

Tell me I’m lying:

Barf city, right?

We’re on a mission to bring you the hottest looking guys out there, so without further ado, we give you True Blood vampire, Alexander Skarsgard.

He’s the total hotness, right? Imagine a hunky Viking vampire that’s just dying to suck your blood. And he doesn’t mind getting naked for us, either. Bonus.

Drool all you like, here are some more photos for your viewing pleasure! SEXY!

Was it Renee Zellweger’s pucker face? How about the squinty eyes?!?? Something had to cause Bradley Cooper to do a 180 and run away as quick as he could in the opposite direction! And now we think we know what really happened between the former couple! (And really, we do love Bridget Jones, for the record.)

As it turns out, Bradley has a DIRTY, DIRTY mistress! His job!

A source said, “If I had to pick any possible mistress it would be Brad’s career. He worked really hard to get into leading man status. Renee had to take a backseat. She traveled with him to make it work.”

Another snitch said that she moved from New York to be closer to him because she was already an accomplished actress in her own right. The source said, “She’s accomplished a lot of her professional goals. So Renee took some time out to be a great girlfriend and see if this is what it took to make a relationship work.”

In the end, the source added, “She stopped fighting. It was just not working out.”

Either all of the above, or he just wanted to bang younger chicks. Because that’s what leading men do. They seek out 21-year-old girls and start hooking up with them left and right. Mark my words.

Chris Brown had a bit of a temper tantrum the other day after his interview on Good Morning America. He was so miffed (read: ANGRY) that the interviewer asked him questions about the 2009 Rihanna incident, that he went into his dressing room and threw a chair at the window, breaking it.

Afterward, this tool, ripped off his shirt and stared down a segment producer for the show. ABC has said that they would welcome this fool back on the show, even though his interview questions were pre-approved by the man himself!!

Since, fans of Dancing With The Stars have launched a campaign to get Chris’ performance tossed off of the show. Given that he’s obviously still a violent person, why would they want him on their “family friendly” show? They don’t want same-sex couples dancing, but they’ll let this violent turd perform? I don’t get it.

Not only are they allowing this clown to perform next week, but the cast members of the show are not allowed to make any comments to the media about it!!! WTF ABC?!?

A source close to the show said, “Chris Brown is, of right now, still confirmed to perform on Dancing With The Stars on Tuesday. The subject of canceling was brought up but the decision was made to keep him on. It was a tough decision for the network to make and it involved a lot of discussion, but they ruled in favor of him in the end.”

Jesus, was Mel Gibson or Charlie Sheen to busy to join them for some “comedy”?!??

The snitch went on to say, “However, the Dancing cast has been ordered not to make any comments to the press regarding Brown’s performance.”

Madness!

Lindsay Lohan has rejected the plea deal that she was offered in her jewelry theft case. The rehabbed actress wants to go to trial so that she can prove her innocence! Are you surprised?!??

She was offered a deal that would’ve seen her suffer through an entire three months of jail time, in favor of a court battle and a full year’s prison sentence if she loses.

I don’t think Lindsay took the necklace with the intention of not returning it. But, on the other hand, she didn’t sign any paperwork suggesting that the piece was on loan, either.

She returns to court on April 22, 2011.

Do you think she’s innocent or guilty? Let us know in the comments!

Charlie Sheen might just be hiding a secret third goddess! Her name is Megan Levant and she’s 26-years-old.

Megan has been coming and going from Charlie’s “Sober Valley Lodge” and has reportedly been involved with the actor for a few months now. They’re both keeping their relationship a secret, but we’re unsure as to why.

A friend of Megan’s said, “Megan is well known on the club scene – mostly for her filthy antics. She often goes out wearing next to nothing and is not shy about sex. She loves porn and is a regular visitor to the Playboy Mansion.”

She has no morals, loves porn and sex and is filthy? Sounds like a perfect fit for Charlie!

Winning warlock Charlie Sheen made a surprise guest appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night — where he planted a giant, fat kiss on the talk show host!

Gazillionaire and Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban was his original guest, but Charlie interrupted when the conversation turned to their rumored dealings.

Charlie swooped in, planted a kiss on Jimmy, passed out “Winning!” t-shirts, signed something for an audience member and gave Jimmy a gift. It turns out, the gift was a coffee cup with a fox on it. We’ll let you figure that one out!

Is Charlie still nuts? What do you think?