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Mary Jane Watson to die in Spiderman 5

by Cheri on Dec.23, 2009, under articles

Kirsten Dunst’s character, Mary Jane Watson in the Spiderman franchise, is set to be written out!

After the fourth installment, Kirsten is set to be replaced by a new love interest for Peter Parker, Anne Hathaway.

Spiderman 4 is set to start shooting in 2010. A source said, “The plan is for her character to be written out, probably by dying. Anne will take over as Peter Parker’s new love interest for this project and for Spiderman 5 and 6 which are being written now. Anne’s in L.A. doing a lot of meetings on the movie, because filming is right around the corner.”

I like Anne Hathaway, but Spidey only had one true love, Mary Jane.

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Iron Man 2 trailer – video

by Cheri on Dec.16, 2009, under articles


If you’re excited for the new “Iron Man 2″ movie that’s coming out, then you’re not alone. The movie makes its debut on May 7, 2010, but to tide you over until then, we’ve got the official trailer, above.

Enjoy.

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Lady Gaga lights up on stage in Canada

by Cheri on Dec.13, 2009, under articles

91123A1_LADY_GAGA_B-GR_06Lady Gaga lit up a cigarette and was smoking on stage after her Vancouver concert on December 11th.

She played to a packed crowd as a part of her Monster Ball Tour on Friday and shocked concertgoers by lighting the cancer stick after she was done with her set.

British Columbia has strict regulations banning smoking in indoor public places.

She’s likely to receive a fee and some press. Like this. See how that works? It worked for Lily Allen in October, too.

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John Mayer defends Tiger Woods?

by Cheri on Dec.13, 2009, under articles

91013X3_MAYER_B-GR_01John Mayer has taken to his official Twitter account to talk about the Tiger Woods scandal. After Tiger got dropped by Accenture, John said this:

Accenture just dropped Tiger. Apparently he was no longer a good fit with that company that nobody knows what the hell they do.

Dear Accenture, I would love to endorse your space shuttle parts. Or is it your sentient war machines? Tic Tac Toe scoreboards?

Do they make assgaskets? Motorized fake beard racks? Big pants for little people? Do they make dollhouse panic rooms?

A gun that shoots whips? Panther saddles?

Tiger was recently dropped by Gatorade, Tag Heuer, and Gillette, to date. Hey John, even after checking out Accenture’s website, I still don’t know what they do. So you’re not alone there.

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Kim Kardashian getting paid to pimp out Propel water?

by Cheri on Dec.11, 2009, under articles

91208W1_KARDASHIAN_B-GR_09Kim Kardashian has taken a liking to slapping her name on random items in an attempt to rile up advertising for them. It’s that QuickTrim crap…I’ve heard too much from those Kardashian broads about that garbage and it ticks me off. Like they really want us to believe that you can take a pill and get slimmer?

Now she’s raving about Propel water! Coincidence? My guess is no.

She tweeted, in what sounded like a paid advertisement:

I get thirsty in the middle of the night, I always need a drink by my bed! Is that weird? Propel water on my night stand, now I’m ready!

I’m so into flavored water right now, it counts as a part of the 8 classes a day right? Have u guys tried Propel? I’m addicted!

I don’t even care anymore if this broad genuinely likes something, it all comes out sounding like the teacher from Peanuts now: “Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa”.

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Hilary Duff gets ’shine’ tattooed on her hand

by Cheri on Dec.10, 2009, under articles

91208M3_DUFF_B-GR_01Miley Cyrus recently got a tattoo reminding her to “just breathe” so it’s understandable why Hilary Duff chose to tattoo “shine” on her hand: It’s because they’re both dumb.

She said, “It’s just for me to look at and remember. I feel like it’s easy to lose your shine, to lose that special thing about yourself. When you get busy or you get tired and you feel like everything is fake or the world is against you, it’s important to keep your character and to let your light shine.”

To the Duffster’s credit, though, at least the tattoo is not under her boob.

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Nick Hogan says John Graziano wanted to kill homosexuals

by Cheri on Dec.10, 2009, under articles

90203P3_HOGAN_B_GR_01Nick Hogan isn’t a shining representation of how to be a human, so I’m not sure why anyone would want to listen to him.

He testified earlier today in his car accident lawsuit with John Graziano that John and his family had “issues.”

While giving his deposition in the case, Nick told attorneys that there was already violence in the Graziano family and the Hogans were even keen on having John live with them.

When asked to clarify what issues he was referring to, Nick said that John had hatred for certain people, homosexuals. After the lawyer asked the type of people John didn’t like, Nick said, “Homos. He wanted to kill homos.”

Yeah, but can you really believe this douche? He nearly killed his best friend after dear old dad purchased him some booze, and then he blamed it on John’s bad karma. Tool.

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Rachel Uchitel offered cash to pose for ‘Playboy’

by Cheri on Dec.10, 2009, under articles

91210P2_UCHITEL_B-GR_01What else does this heffer have to do besides run her mouth about Tiger Woods, than to show some skin for the adult rag.

Sources have revealed that Tiger’s ex fling, Rachel Uchitel has been offered some serious cash to take it all off for Hugh Hefner’s renowned publication.

We’ve learned that she is still in the negotiations stage for the rumored photo shoot, but she “wants a lot of money” and the deal has yet to be finalized.

I think I’ve seen more of her than I would like to have. Haven’t you? Now go away already.

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