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Jenny McCarthy must have something planned because she sure is making the rounds in the media.

One recent quote was that she wanted to do another “Playboy” spread. Now, she says that she’s looking forward to being a grandmother, at the ripe age of only 37.

Jim Carrey’s daughter, Jane is set to give birth in 2010, and Jenny can’t wait to be a grandma.

She said, “I’m going to be a GILF. Jane, Jim’s daughter, is having a little boy in February, so I am happy to be called ‘Grandma’ and take this baby on and just love it to pieces.”

Playgirl is investigating some saucy photos that were given to them, which feature Tiger Woods, naked!

The magazine’s publicist, Daniel Nardicio, has confirmed that the rag has received some revealing shots of Tiger, but they’ve yet to determine if it’s actually him.

He said, “We’re currently trying to authenticate the photos before we make any decisions on purchasing the Tiger Woods pics and ascertaining the value.”

I wonder which one of his ten mistresses took those?

Levi Johnston has already shown us everything but the wang in the print copy of “Playgirl” magazine. Now, it appears that he is wanted by a pornographer to do some video footage.

Corbin Fisher has sent a letter to Levi’s attorney in hopes to get him to sign up and do a porn for a measly $100,000.

Check out the letter above. Of course Levi isn’t going to do it. Corbin is trying to get some press for his own business by associating his name with quasi-famous people.

Ashton Kutcher and wife Demi Moore were seen flirting up a storm — ON TWITTER!

Because it’s not like they don’t live together or anything. Maybe they couldn’t be bothered to actually walk in another room and flirt in real life? Nope, they shared their dumb little messages which also helped pimp out Demi’s new perfume, “Wanted”. Lovely little advertising campaign there guys.

See if you can caption it better!

Rumors were all over the place about Lindsay Lohan kissing on Jessica Alba’s husband, Cash Warren. Lindsay says that there’s no truth to the rumors.

The two were said to be smooching it up at Villa on November 19th, but LiLo says there wasn’t anything going on.

She said, “It’s absurd. He is married. I wouldn’t dare kiss him.”

What she means is that she no longer plays for that team and he’s an ugly douche. Truth.

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Way to go Kirstie!

In the wake of the Tiger Woods drama, Kirstie Alley has offered her two cents…and I’m loving it!

The actress took to her Twitter page earlier today to say this:

Just one thing.. I get that Tiger W screwed up, but honestly the WOMEN involved are JUST as responsible. THEY know he’s MARRIED..just sayin

AND…they are despicable to SELL THEIR stories to make money off of THIER OWN INDESCRETIONS…don’t put $ in THEIR pockets..BAD GIRLS!!

I do not condone any infidelity, but I am SOOO sick of these WOMEN acting like they are the HEROS or the VICTIMS of famous men.they are HO’s

HE screwed up…the WOMEN are worse than blackmailers..God, these HO’s give WOMANKIND a bad name..I hope he works it all out with his wife.

Famous men need to be SMARTER and more FAITHFUL. WOMEN who sleep with married men are NOT trustworthy. Men should stop expecting them to be.

History has shown that WOMEN who sleep with MARRIED celebs and politicians…SELL THEM OUT FOR MONEY!! It seems to be INFIDELITIE’s trick!!

The only thing I would add is that Tiger is also wrong for cheating on his wife. Especially when he’s trying to pay her off to stay with him.

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Tiger Woods has been given his due justice in the one-man car accident last Friday. Tiger received medical attention after he crashed his Escalade into a tree and a fire hydrant. He suffered facial lacerations and was said to be in and out of conciousness.

To date, the Florida Highway Patrol had been unable to question Tiger, but now they are finally letting him off the hook.

It was just announced that Tiger is being ticketed $164.00 for careless driving. The police are not seeking release of his medical records and will not be pursuing any criminal charges.

And why should they? He is his own victim, that alone is punishment enough for the man. Let it go already, so we can move on to more pressing matters. Like how another heffer is creeping out of the woodwork to say she was banging him. Poor Jaimee Grubbs is looking for another 15 minutes.

Yes, you’ve read that correctly, Jon Gosselin thinks he’s got what it takes to bring in the girls. After conquering Kate, he moved on to Hailey Glassman, Kate Major, and the nanny, Stephanie Santoro. Now, Jon’s got his eyes on the much bigger prizes.

Rumor has it that Jon has his sights set on Kristin Cavallari, Lindsay Lohan, along with Whitney Port. And remember what Kristin said about that stripper who molested her? I can’t even imagine what she’ll say about this nonsense. She kept mum when John Mayer claimed they never tasted the Skittles rainbow together, but I don’t think she’ll keep her trap shut about this one.

According to sources, Jon has a little list that he made up. Michael Lohan would be so proud!

The snitch said, “What he really wants is to hook up with Lindsay Lohan, Kristin Cavallari and Whitney Port.”

Like they’d really go for that?

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