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Robert Pattinson is going the way of Megan Fox, with releasing dumb and mostly retarded quotes right before a movie premiere. With Megan, it was more like, “I’m a lesbian”, “I have a mental condition”, “I hate Michael Bay”, and Rob is doing the same thing, only he’s not admitting to be gay (yet), he’s saying that he stinks and he’s a big wuss.

Rumors were abuzz last year that Rob was not “Sure”, but now he has confirmed the news, saying, “It gets to the point where even I can’t stand the air around me. My personal hygiene, it’s so disgusting! Really, it’s that I have very few clothes that I like and I’m traveling all the time so I can’t really get any more.”

And now the wuss quote, for your two-for-one special.

He said that he backs down when he senses trouble, because “I’m terrified about getting into fights, because it’s like, ‘Her, I’m an actor, don’t touch the face!’”

He’s so gay that he might as well don a fat suit and dye his hair blue and get knocked out by one of the Black Eyed Peas. Has that been done yet?

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Carrie Prejean said that doing her sex tape was the worst thing she’s ever done. She attributed doing the solo tape as “bad judgement” and said that she never thought it would come up. Of course you didn’t!

She said that it was something she sent her boyfriend at the time, when she was a teenager. She called it “humiliating and embarrassing to be talking about this now on national TV.”

You did it to yourself, so I don’t feel a thing for you.

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If there’s any trouble in the Scientology camp, they know just who to call: Tom Cruise. Apparently, Tom is willing to lend a hand fist anytime one of the head honchos at the Scientology Center require one.

According to the Daily News:

“Miscavige berated [the managers] for being far too light in their demands for confessions” from the three, Rathbun alleges in his letter, “because they refused to beat [them] … to pulps. Miscavige said that Tom … had vowed to come to the Hole and personally ‘beat the living [bleep]’ out of Yager, Leserve and Mithoff if the managers failed to do so themselves.

Remember the days when Tom was just hot and not crazy? Neither do I.

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I guess Lindsay’s well-being wasn’t really at the top of Michael Lohan’s priorities. Rumor has it that he tried to sell the frantic recordings of the actress for a cool $100,000. “RadarOnline” subsequently turned him down, but gave him an interview that was paid after the tapes were released. Way to go, dad!

According to “Page Six”:

Michael told us that a six-figure demand for the tapes “was a complete lie,” but when asked if he was paid for his interview, he said, “That’s in the hands of my lawyers. They deal with that.”

He insisted, “This isn’t about money or getting paid, it’s about saving my daughter.”

Sure it is….and I’m the Pope.

In other Lohan related news, apparently he’s gearing up to testify against former buddy Jon Gosselin. In a lawsuit brough against him by TLC, Mike plans on giving testimony against the father of eight.

Mike said that he had deals in the works with Jon, but he ended up bailing. TLC plans to depose him along with Hailey Glassman in the case. Stay tuned….

Michael Lohan lawsuit in 3………2…………1………

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Don’t call Robert Pattinson a romantic guy, at least not to his face. He may star as Twilight’s famous sparkly vampire, but he says that’s not him, in real life.

He said, “I can’t think of a single romantic thing that I’ve ever done. I would never serenade someone to be romantic – you have to have so much balls to do that. I put a flower in someone’s locker when I was 15 years old, this girl called Maria. She thought that it was someone else and the other guy claimed it as well, which is great.”

Isn’t that nice how he let some other dude take credit for his sweet gesture. That makes me wonder if he’s really gay? I’m just sayin’. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.) But he has dodged rumors that he was dating Kristen Stewart for the longest time….

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Holy crap! Rosie O’Donnell has just busted an internet cap in David Letterman’s intern sexing butt!

No one is safe!

I’m dying laughing here. You go girl! Bust Dave out for making a mockery of a failed relationship. That was just wrong!

Eff ‘em!

The Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation is coming out swinging against last night’s episode of “South Park” over their redefinition of the anti-gay slur, “f*g”.

The children so blatantly pointed out that their use of the word was not in reference to gay people, but annoying people, usually riding Harleys.

GLAAD didn’t take too kindly and wrote this call to action:

Though this seems to represent a well-intentioned effort by the creators of South Park to delegitimize a vulgar anti-gay slur, the fact is that the word is and remains a hateful slur that is often part of the harassment, bullying and violence that gay people, and gay youth in particular, experience on a daily basis in this country. It is an epithet that has real consequences for real people’s lives. Just this year, an 11-year-old Massachusetts student named Carl Joseph Walker-Hoover, unable to endure the unrelenting anti-gay bullying and name-calling he experienced at school, committed suicide.

The creators of South Park are right on one important point: more and more people are using the F-word as an all-purpose insult. However, it is irresponsible and wrong to suggest that it is a benign insult or that promoting its use has no consequences for those who are the targets of anti-gay bullying and violence. This is a slur whose meaning remains rooted in homophobia. And while many South Park viewers will understand the sophisticated satire and critique in last night’s episode, others won’t – and if even a small number of those take from this a message that using the “F-word” is OK, it worsens the hostile climate that many in our community continue to face.

What do you think?

Just like Adam Lambert, Kirstie Alley is of the same mind when it comes to hate….she thinks it’s despicable.

After talking about another secret deal that she’s signing behind closed doors (we’re sure it’s going to be good!), Kirstie took to her Twitter page to discuss hateful comments a fan was receiving about a food drive. A FOOD DRIVE!

The fan, Gary Arbaugh, tweeted, “@kirstiealley We were running a TWITTER FOOD DRIVE, were accused of spamming and evil comments were constantly posted on the blog.”

To which, she responded with this knowledge:

@Gary1980Arb I have learned about people full of hate. DON’t HATE them..pity them and imagine what it would feel like to be them..sad

HATE is a disease of the spirit. I means a persons soul is blackened by their own sad deeds and finally the only thing they can FEEL is hate

For more information on the food drive, check out Gary Arbaugh’s Twitter page or read the story behind the food drive here.

Good luck, Gary!

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The rumors that were floating around suggesting that Lindsay Lohan cornered Gerard Butler in a nightclub and slobbered all over him cause Lindsay to just laugh.

I wonder why she laughs? Is it because she knows she doesn’t have a chance with someone that hot? Or is it because she’s still playing for the girl’s team?

She tweeted, “One minute I’m dumped, the next I’m dating a model, now Gerard? WHO HAS THE TIME! Such lies – it keeps me laughing.”

If it were Gerard, I think most of us would find the time.

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Thandie Newton says that racism is still alive and breathing in Hollywood. After auditioning for a movie role, she was left flabbergasted after the studio executive questioned how a black woman could play the part of a college graduate.

She said, “I’ve experienced racism in Hollywood but not as conflict or in a threatening way, just the ignorance of people. There was one time I went for a meeting for this big movie and I was up for a character who wasn’t written as black. The character was a college graduate and the studio head, a woman, said, ‘How can we make this role more black if we are going to have you in the film?’ And I said, ‘Well, I think as it’s written it’s fine…’ And she said, ‘Yeah, I know, but she is a graduate, she has been to college.’ So I said, ‘I’ve been to college.’ And then it was, ‘Yeah, but you’re different.’”

She said that she refused to take the role after that. And who could blame her? That’s just ignorance on their part, she’s a great actress.

So stop saying that they are!

Rumors were flying that even though Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez have been dating only a short time, that they’ve already gotten engaged.

Photographers spotted a ring on her finger and assumed that she was engaged to the baseball player. But she calls BS, saying, “Did you know that it was this ring, on my right hand? I’m like, ‘Why would I even respond? What would I say if you’re going to lie about something ridiculous?’”

And there you have it!

Lacey Schwimmer was knocked out of “Dancing With The Stars” this week due to the flu. She was replaced at the last minute by Anna Trebunskaya.

Ryan Seacrest just tweeted this:

Mark dacascos says lacey will likely be on DWTS & he’s worried about results. Check his iron chef chairman face!

I think Mark is leaving tonight. But I wish he would take that whiney freaking Aaron Carter with him.