This is Charlie Mars, a musician and also the new boyfriend of “Weeds” actress Mary-Louise Parker. He’s no Jeffrey Dean Morgan, but he’s still a decent looking fella.

Here are the two lovebirds in his music video for “Listen To The Dark Side”:

Aren’t they just so cute?

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Rumor has it that the Shannon twins are campaigning to get Kelly Osbourne to take it all off for “Playboy” magazine.

The girls are said to be such fans of the Prince of Darkness’ daughter that they are trying to convince Hugh Hefner to ask her to bare all for the publication.

When asked if she’d go nude for the men’s magazine, she previously said, “I’d go fully nude, but I’d have to have some airbrushing on my tits.”

Kelly was rejected from posing for “Playboy” in 2007.

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John Stamos was seen walking in the Meatpacking district in New York with a new mystery lady.

I wonder who she is?

Any guesses?

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After Tila Tequila was “stopped from leaving” her ex-boyfriend Shawne Merriman’s home, she has just tweeted the news that she plans on starting her own organization and charity. Presumably, it will be for battered women.

She said, “I just wanted 2 check in w/everyone cuz I missed ya! I’m in the process of starting my own organization & charity 4….u guessed it…=)”

Good for her. The District Attorney’s office threw out her claims against Merriman, but she will still make a difference.

Maybe the “National Enquirer” got it right this time? In their newest issue, they had the headline that read, “Patrick Swayze Goes Homes To Die”. The issue is from September 21, 2009.

I know they predicted Michael Jackson’s death, and they were really on target for Swayze’s, unfortunately.

They’ve also predicted the death of Kirstie Alley in less than six months. She has protested the reports and has called out the reporter for her BS. Go Kirstie. I wouldn’t want that bad news hanging over my head, either.

Kate Gosselin is still doing co-hosting duties on “The View” and today, she debuted a new hairstyle on the show.

She has officially done away with the porcupine head ‘do in favor of something softer. I bet the bodyguard put her up to this tomfoolery.

Now she looks like any regular ol’ soccer mom.

What do you think? Her new ‘do — hot or not?

Patrick Swayze has just succumbed to pancreatic cancer, which has plagued him since being diagnosed in January 2008.

He passed away with family by his bedside. He was 57-years-old.

We all knew it was coming but it doesn’t make it any easier, does it?

RIP Patrick Swayze (August 18, 1952 – September 14, 2009) You will be missed. Our hearts go out to his family and friends.

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Lindsay Lohan is a gigantor “True Blood” fan, thus the reasoning behind her photos on Twitter.

She posted these photos of herself wearing fangs to show her fangirl-ness. (Is that even a word?)

She said, “me& @jorgeperezjr & friends decided to pretend that we r the ECHELON of vamps :) hallow’s eve came early”

What do you think? Should they give her a job on the show?

Pete Wentz took to the mound at Dodgers Stadium to throw the first pitch and I have to say, boy, he looks like a turd.

It’s like one of those Topps cards, but his should say Douche or something. What a tard. And he thinks he’s cool. Why did someone give this tool a ball? Maybe so he’d have a half-way decent attempt at growing a pair?

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“Gossip Girl” stars Ed Westwick and Blake Lively dressed up in NYC in their 1920’s getups. Fabulous! Chuck Bass looks delish!

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Kudos to Demi Moore for wanting to have a baby at the ripe age of 46. I don’t begrudge her that, she’s got a charmed life and a hot husband, along with three daughters.

When asked about possible baby plans, she said, “Why not? Everything is possible! We have so much to live for, and obviously one of them is to have a child. I’m very enthusiastic about all the possibilities that living together gives us. I’m an incurable optimist and a go-getter – it’s in my nature to focus much more on what makes me happy than what makes me nervous.”

Go for it, Demi! I’m sure your baby with Ashton will be adorable.

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Whitney Houston wasn’t exactly up to par with her performance of “I’m Every Woman” this morning on “Good Morning America”, but she was fine by me. I love Whitney’s music, so I’m just glad to have her back.

However, the divalicious one opted to blame Oprah for her sour performance. She said, I’m so sorry. I did ‘Oprah.’ I’ve been talking for so long. … I talked so much, my voice. I shouldn’t be talking. I should be singing.”

Yes, sing! Get to it! The world needs more Whitney.

Kourtney Kardashian was departing from LAX with boyfriend Scott Disick and she was showing off her growing baby bump in the process. How cute!

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Mariah Carey has revealed that studio bosses gave her an inferiority complex when she was just starting out with her career. She said that her record company made her paranoid about her looks at a young age.

She says, “I remember starting out and being at a record company at 19 and having someone tell me, ‘This is your good side and this is your bad side. Don’t ever let anyone take any pictures of you from that side. You look terrible from that side’, and so on. I created this whole complex, like I didn’t already have enough of a complex. I felt very different as a bi-racial person. Growing up where I was, being half-black and half-white, was a weird and difficult thing because I didn’t quite fit in either place and I moved around a lot. So when I went from that to this world it was like, ‘Let’s create an inferiority complex before we make this person go on TV and try to have confidence.’ So it was all about building self-confidence.”

Wow, that really sucks. But who cares about looks when you’ve got a voice like that!

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Jerry O’Connell has entered himself back into college at Southwestern Law School and is adamant not to fail. Why? Because he says he doesn’t want to get made fun of.

He said, “My wife is working on ‘Eastwick’ so I’m not going to be working for the next eight months. We agreed that one of us would be with the kids. Rebecca will be working pretty long hours so it feels like now is a good time for law school. I’ve always planned on going. It’s just night school. I’d better not fail now because people will make fun. Public pressure is driving me on to study hard and get good grades.”

We’re sure he’ll do a fine job! You can do it, Jerry!

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Rumors were swirling across the internet that Ashton Kutcher’s wife, Demi Moore, was set to appear on his new show, “The Beautiful Life”. But don’t believe everything you hear.

She was reportedly helping Ashton with the show and rumors suggested that she was set to join the cast as a former model who was obsessed with going under the knife.

Her rep has denied the claims, saying, “(The rumours are) completely false. There are no plans for Demi to make an appearance on The Beautiful Life.”

There you have it!

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