Gossip Sucker

According to Stephanie Pratt, Heidi Montag has been rushed to a hospital in Costa Rica after being placed in isolation from the rest of the cast of “I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here!”

Montag was hospitalized yesterday after her and Pratt were put in isolation by NBC. Pratt accompanied his wife on the ambulance ride and remains at her bedside. It was also said that her family was on their way to her bedside, as well.

Stephanie Pratt took to her Twitter page to disclose what happened. She said, “Heidi was rushed to the hospital and has an IV in her arm after being locked in a dark room for 3 days w no food or water. Pls pray she will be ok…Her family is flying out to see her in the hospital.”

Mwuhahaha.

“Thai Rath”, a Thailand tabloid rag was in receipt of what was said to be the hanging photo of David Carradine in his hotel room. The photo was said to be the coroner’s photo, taken by a Thai forensics team, and depicts Carradine hanging from a rope with his hands tied behind his back.

The photo was reportedly leaked to the press by someone inside the Thai police department.

Have they no shame???

This photo has just been released of Johnny Depp in his new movie, “Public Enemies” and he’s so hot!

Check him out in all of his suit and 1930′s splendor.

The movie is due for its theatrical release on July 1, 2009.

Who’s goin’ with me?

Meet Richelle Olson, a 39-year old Palmdale, California resident and also the woman who is suing Sacha Baron Cohen. The incident was an alleged attack on Olson at a bingo hall during the filming of “Bruno.”

She claims that Cohen came to the charity bingo match for the elderly while in his “Bruno” character. He began calling the bingo numbers in a vulgar and offensive manner, thus leading her to try to grab the microphone away from him.

Olson claims that upon trying to get the mic from him, Cohen attacked her, along with several of his cameramen. She claims that she fell to the ground, suffering bleeding from her brain and has been forced to use a wheelchair or walker ever since.

I don’t know how much of this I believe, but rumor has it that Jennifer Aniston is looking to hook back up with ex-boyfriend, John Mayer, for round three.

An inside snitch reportedly said, “He wasn’t calling her or texting her. But, as she got lonelier and the shoot for her new movie wore on, she started reaching out to him, sometimes very late at night and sometimes after a few too many glasses of wine.”

Her best pal, Courteney Cox-Arquette, doesn’t seem to like the idea. The snitch adds, “Courteney is the biggest objector to a John reunion. They never got along and Courteney is someone who has always told Jennifer she’s too good for John. Jennifer’s friends do not like John Mayer. But Jen, as always, acts from the heart, and if she loses a couple of friends in the course of getting back together with John, then so be it.”

I’m calling BS on that last statement. Jen wouldn’t ditch her BFF just to hook up with this douchebag for round three. There’s just no way. She’s smarter than that.

It’s such a shame that I’m reporting David Carradine’s death to you, but it seems to be getting stranger and stranger as the reports keep coming in.

First it was reported that Carradine was found by a maid in a Thai hotel hanging from a cord, naked in a closet. The first reports suggested that he committed suicide, but his manager spoke up and said that it would’ve been very uncharasteristic of Carradine to do so.

Now, we’ve just heard the weird part. Apparently, Carradine was engaged in auto-erotic asphyxiation and botched the attempt, thus, causing his death.

Lieutenant General Worapong Siewpreecha told reporters, “There was a rope tied around his neck and another rope tied to his genital, and the two ropes were tied together and they hung in the closet. Under these circumstances we cannot be sure that he committed suicide.”

Auto-erotic asphyxiation also claimed the life of INXS singer, Michael Hutchence in 1997.

Marina Carradine, David’s former wife, previously claimed that he participated in “deviant sexual behavior which was potentially deadly”. And how right she was.

May he rest in peace.

The rarely seen without faces covered spawn of Michael Jackson showed their faces for a rare papaparazzi photo.

Those kids don’t look anything like their father, do they?

On the day that Billy Bob Thornton’s daughter, Amanda Brumfield, was babysitting a one-year-old child, the baby later passed away. Brumfield and her husband tried to save the baby’s life, but it ended tragically. Brumfield was subsequently charged with child neglect, after claiming that the baby fell from her playpen, in October.

Her husband made the call to 911 and you can really hear their attempts to save her life. The baby suffered from a fractured skull and a subdural hematoma. These are both call signs for Shaken Baby Syndrome, which is usually caused when someone violently shakes a baby or a blunt trauma to the head in children under two-years-old.

Listen to the audio:

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What do you think?

Robert Pattinson had just unveiled the official “New Moon” trailer at MTV’s Movie Awards on May 31st and now we’ve just got our hands on some exclusive stills from the new movie.

“New Moon” is due in theaters on November 20, 2009, but to tide you over, we have these nifty photos! (And holy Jesus, Batman, Taylor Lautner is hot!!)

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have followed through on their promises of quitting “I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here!” The two twits couldn’t stand being around all of those “non-celebrities”.

After using the show for all of the photo ops that they could get out if it, not to mention press for Pratt’s music video for the show, the paparazzi loving duo have gave up.

A source close to the production said that the couple walked off of the show after they were done filming the live portion.

So much for charity, eh? And what about that kangaroo penis that she wanted to eat?!??

While accepting the golden popcorn for “Best Female Performance” at last night’s MTV Movie Awards, Kristen Stewart fumbled the award and dropped it.

Check out the video from the event:

Poor thing, she must’ve been nervous.

Image Credit: Fame Pictures / Video Credit: Cast TV

Heidi Montag and her idiot husband, Spencer Pratt, are officially not liking the Costa Rican jungle where they’re filming “I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here!”

The duo have reportedly quit twice with producers coaxing them back on…and the show hasn’t even started yet!

I guess they both thought it would be nothing but fun and games and the VIP treatment.

Pictures say a thousand words and this one screams, “I wanna get my wayyyyyyyy NOW!!” I love it. It’s definitely different than what they’re used to with their staged photo ops and cheesing photos for the paparazzi.

A network snitch said that Heidi was complaining about the celebrities they have on the show, saying, “I wish they got some real celebrities like K-Fed.” Ummm…yeah…okay.