Phil Spector was tossed in the pokey for 19 years to life for murdering Lana Clarkson and all he got was these cheesy looking mugshot.

His wife, Rachell Spector is almost 29-years-old. She talked to the press recently where she said that Phil is being treated like total crap.

Because we expect convicted murderers to stay in Club Med, right? She also said that she’s not a gold digger, but he’s ancient, and they got together after he was charged with murder.

How many people do you know that wouldn’t bang an old dude for a few months if they never had to again (due to prison) and get to sit in his mansion and reap the benefits? I’m just saying.