While on the red carpet for the BET Awards, Joe Jackson felt the need to shill for his new record label. When it seemed like he was only there for that purpose, Joe wanted to defend himself.

It didn’t really seem like he was a father who had just experienced the death of a child. What do you think?

Thus, I give you this video: (continue reading…)

Amidst all of the celebrity deaths of the past week, George Clooney has gotten mixed up in the whole debacle. First, it was Jeff Goldblum, then Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus, and now George Clooney has been tossed into the mix of fake celebrity deaths.

Relax, he’s alive and well…and he’s not happy.

Stop the madness! This is getting ridiculous!

What a happy day for Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick!

The couple happily posed for a photo with their new twin girls, Marion Loretta Elwell Broderick and Tabitha Hodge Broderick, along with their son, James Wilkie. The girls were born last week in Martins Ferry, Ohio to a surrogate.

Welcome to the world, kiddos! (Now run away, it sucks out here!)

Deathwatch ‘09 has claimed another victim, this time, pitchman Billy Mays.

Mays was known for yelling at people to buy his products, such as OxiClean and Orange Glo. His wife found him earlier this morning. There were no signs of a break in and the investigators don’t expect foul play.

An autopsy is expected Monday.

He was 50. RIP Billy Mays.

Update:

Mays had just returned from a flight to Philadelphia where he filmed a new OxiClean commercial. He was on board a plane that had a blown front tire when it landed. He said, “All of a sudden as we hit you know it was just the hardest hit, all the things from the ceiling started dropping. It hit me on the head, but I got a hard head.”

Stay tuned for further details as they become available.

Farrah Fawcett has passed away and the world is a much sadder place.

She had been suffering from anal cancer since 2006.

TMZ reported just recently that there were nothing but grim reports surrounding Farrah’s health. Her official site reported that her family members were saying their last goodbyes and that she was being read her last rites.

Via her public relations’ Twitter:

It was just related to me, that our Farrah just given last rites. She is not in any pain. For those who believe make contact with god now.

She passed away earlier today at St. John’s Health Center in L.A. May she rest in peace.  She was 62-years-old.

Lindsay Lohan was showing off…her…umm…long hair (yes, that’s it) in her photo shoot for Fornarina.

Click. Flash. Wow. Bang. Wink. Snap. Fornarina.

Flash. Smash. Crash. Glam. Pink. Heart. Fornarina.

I bet they’re proud of her bringing attention to the brand.

Apparently, Megan Fox has given the axe to the relationship that she shared with Brian Austin Green, if you can actually believe it this time around.

Megan confirmed the news to The Sun today, saying, “I’m currently what you would call single I guess.”

And there you have it! Poor David Silver! I guess now her and Shia can get their funky on.

Reese Witherspoon is the latest celeb to throw their hat in the perfume ring.

Friday, the actress announced her plans to launch her first fragrance, “In Bloom” for Avon, this November. It is reportedly a mix of gardenia, magnolia, and jasmine, and is priced at $34.00 a bottle.

She said, “In developing In Bloom, I found myself drawn to the scents of my childhood in Tennessee. We had a great big magnolia tree in the back yard, and it’s that beautiful white blossom that inspired the perfume. In Bloom is indicative of where I am in my life today. I’m feeling very strong and independent, and so happy, so full of life. The fragrance truly captures that feeling – it’s very sensual, very romantic and alluring.”

I like Reese, so I’ll probably pick up a bottle of this. She’s definitely someone I can get behind, as an actress and a good mother.

Who knew?!??

Robert Pattinson was snapped filming “New Moon” in Italy with totally ripped looking abs, but sources say that they were the result of makeup and lighting. We’ve been had!

A source on set says, “Rob had a team of makeup artists working on his stomach to make it appear as if he had a six-pack. They used all their tricks – including liquid body paint, shading and airbrushing – to make his torso look toned. Whenever they stopped filming, Rob would duck back inside to get touched up by the makeup team. The lighting team helped to accentuate the shading and highlights.”

Bummer. But he’s still hot. Right, ladies?

Kendra Wilkinson updated her official site yesterday with the first photo of her baby bump.

She said:

Introducing My Baby Bump! LOL

now that my news is out in the open, im so excited to introduce to u hanks and my little bundle of joy!!!! i took this pic during a photo shoot in europe to send to hank since he missed me and my growing belly so much! lololol.

now that my pregnancy isnt a secret anymore i can keep u guys updated with more pics as i get bigger and bigger ;)

hope youre all as excited as i am!!!!!!!!

I think she’s going to be a great mother, don’t you?

Chastity Bono has already begun the process of becoming a man!

Her His rep confirmed the news saying, “Yes, it’s true – Chaz, after many years of consideration, has made the courageous decision to honor his true identity. He is proud of his decision and grateful for the support and respect that has already been shown by his loved ones. It is Chaz’s hope that his choice to transition will open the hearts and minds of the public regarding this issue, just as his ‘coming out’ did nearly 20 years ago. We ask that the media respect Chaz’s privacy during this long process as he will not be doing any interviews at this time.”

Kudos to him for following his own path in life!

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt got into a big fight at the Darkroom nightclub in Los Angeles Wednesday night. She gave Doug the boot and staggered out of the club and into an SUV.

We’re not exactly sure what caused their break up but we’re told that Doug was said to be only using Paris for publicity.

She’s already locked him out of her gated community. The snitch also commented that Paris realizes “Doug is a douche just like everyone tried to tell her and that he was only dating her for publicity.”

Phil Spector was tossed in the pokey for 19 years to life for murdering Lana Clarkson and all he got was these cheesy looking mugshot.

His wife, Rachell Spector is almost 29-years-old. She talked to the press recently where she said that Phil is being treated like total crap.

Because we expect convicted murderers to stay in Club Med, right? She also said that she’s not a gold digger, but he’s ancient, and they got together after he was charged with murder.

How many people do you know that wouldn’t bang an old dude for a few months if they never had to again (due to prison) and get to sit in his mansion and reap the benefits? I’m just saying.

Miss California, Carrie Prejean has just been given her pink slip from the Miss USA pageant after failing to get clearance to do her extracurricular stuff.

She’s losing her crown today also due to the lack of appearances as required by her contract with the organization.

Prejean is set to get ousted sometime this afternoon. Stay tuned.

She’s set to be replaced by Miss Malibu, Tami Farrell.

Reality TV “star” Kim Kardashian graces the front cover of “Muscle & Fitness” magazine showing off some rather unique features that she wasn’t sporting before…like I dunno, maybe a toned body, a new face, and a new hairstyle?

Kim has already taken to the tabloids to talk about her curves and even proclaimed that she has cellulite and said, “So what?”

So what gives?

Apparently this news will come as a real blow to the diehard “Twilight” fans who thought they had a chance with the British actor.

Emma Watson has confirmed that the two “Twilight” stars have a thing for each other.

In a recent interview, she says, “Oh god! He’s absolutely hot! He’s driving me crazy…But we’re just good friends and can be on the phone for hours, because I know that there’s something going on between him and Kristen Stewart.”

I thought Kristen was dating Michael Angarano?