Paris Hilton’s next perfume, “Siren” features the heiress as a mermaid hanging out on a rock with the waves at her back.

Seriously, that box looks really cheesy. She’ll probably charge $55.00 a bottle for that crap and it’ll sell like hotcakes. Who are we foolin’? Why can’t we all just stop buying the stuff she puts out and maybe then she’ll go away?