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Paris Hilton is being sued over failing to promote her movie, “National Lampoon’s Pledge This!”

While in court, it has surfaced just yesterday that Paris only looked at her bills for the first time. She said that she didn’t know who takes care of paying her bills, either. When asked if she did anything to promote the movie as an Executive Producer, she responded, “I’m not sure what a Producer does, but — I don’t know, help get cool people in the cast.”

Prior to that, when asked for information on where she was on particular dates, she responds with the best answer ever:

Q: Are there any sites online that you think are reliable in determining where you were on particular dates?

A: I don’t know. I’ll just look around, just press my name and Google it and see.

Lovely. And this girl was paid $23 million from 2006-2007 and she’s got the intelligence of a brick. Most smart Americans are out of work and this twit makes bank. Her Google-Fu is strong.