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Lindsay Lohan is in talks to star in “Peepshow“, a topless Las Vegas strip show. Lohan has had her share of financial difficulties recently, and needs something to help her star shine brighter. What else is she going to do? She can’t act and she can’t really sing.

Lohan attended the grand opening of the show, but reportedly made the meeting with producers Mel B. and Kelly Monaco to discuss her taking over the show for Monaco. Apparently she wants to go back to filming “General Hospital”.

A source says, “People forget that she [Lohan] is a “triple threat” – she can act and sing and dance. She feels that this would really revitalize her career and give her some serious theater cred.”

Not sure who their source is, but have they seen her act? She’s great in kid’s movies, but anything else is just reaching.