Oh my God, I really can’t believe that a photographer got this close to Miley Cyrus’ nether regions to snap these photos.

These are just awful and I bet Billy Ray is having a conniption fit that someone snapped her crotch like this. Tsk. Tsk. At least she’s wearing undies. Someone needs to be fired!

She’s 16 for Christ’s sake.

Eminem showed his naked tush for his new video for “3AM”, so I thought I would share the booty with you.

I’ve heard these pictures are old, but butt is butt, yo.

Check out the trailer for “3AM”:

Rawr!

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Uh oh!

Trouble in paradise the third world country?

James Kambewa, Mercy James’ father, wrote a letter to stop the adoption proceedings. He is apparently speaking to a lawyer and wants to bring forth an injunction preventing Madonna from taking his daughter.

Kambewa currently makes a living as a security guard and brings home £23 a month.

In the letter sent to lawyers, he says:

“I have learnt that an American musician called Madonna has applied to a court for the adoption of the kid, to which the grandmother has consented. However, I do not consent to the adoption because I feel I am capable of raising the child. May you please help me to obtain an injunction to stop the court process until I am heard.”

SNAP!

What’s a feisty old Madge to do? Think she’ll try to buy him off?

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Did someone say there was a recession going on?

Not for Paris Hilton, that’s for sure. Yesterday afternoon Paris was snapped shopping for accessories that matched the outfit she was wearing.

She stopped at one store to pick up a canary yellow hat and then at another, she purchased a necklace to go along with it.

Store owners at Love and Luck in L.A. allowed the surrounding paparazzi entrance into the boutique so that they could get some nice shots of Paris in all of her shopping glory.

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Poor Sarah Jessica Parker. The girlfriend was hot as Carrie Bradshaw on “Sex & The City“, but in real life, she’s a total Monet.

“It’s like a painting, see? From far away, it’s OK, but up close, it’s a big old mess!”

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Jennifer Garner was on hand at “The Late Show With David Letterman” to help promote her movie with Matthew McConaughey, “Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past” earlier today. She showed off her banged up knees while wearing a little black dress.

What happened with the knees?!?? That looks utterly painful!!!

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Julia Roberts was speaking at The Film Society’s 36th Gala Tribute honoring Tom Hanks with The Chaplin Award, last night, when she ever so politely dropped the F-bomb — more than once!!!

I love her and the crowd just ate it up!! They were dying laughing and it was totally hysterical!

Check it out:

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Too funny!!

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Kim Kardashian is a real woman with cellulite you guys!!!

NEWSFLASH: No one cares! She’s a reality TV monster who got famous by leaking her own sex tape. Fabulous! Or should I say flabulous?!??

Jon Gosselin, one half of the reality TV hit, “John & Kate Plus 8″ has been so busted!

It’s being reported by “Us Weekly” that Gosselin was caught (and snapped) leaving a club at 2 a.m. with another woman.

He arrived at Legends Lounge at 11:20 p.m. and by 2 a.m., he “could barely walk” (i.e.: drunk). He left through the back entrance of the bar with his lady friend.

He was overheard yelling, “Hey, babe! Babe! Give me my jacket!” before he got into his car. She gave him his jacket and as the cameras started flashing, he told his lady friend to get in the car and sped off without turning on the headlights.

So Jon was driving drunk?

The Jonas Brothers graced the newest issue of “Seventeen” magazine. Joe Jonas details how he’s not upset with Taylor Swift for writing about their breakup in 2008 in her song, “Forever And Always“.

He makes it sound like he’s been with so many girls already.

Apparently, Sean Penn has had enough of being married to his actress wife, Robin Wright Penn. So much, that he’s decided to file for divorce from her a second time.

Sean filed for divorce back in 2007, but decided to give it another go. Now, he’s just filed for a legal separation, which means things weren’t going as well as they wanted them to.

Previously, when he filed for divorce, the couple sought joint custody of their two children. It’s very likely that this will be the case again.

Think they were keeping it together so that he could look good for his Oscar wins?

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Nicole Richie, her daughter Harlow, and a few friends had a late lunch at Cafe Med in the Sunset Plaza, yesterday.

Harlow is getting so big!

Isn’t she just adorable?

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Samantha Ronson was out about in the West Village yesterday, looking just as scarily skinny as Lindsay Lohan. Methinks they’re still having that skinny contest going.

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Paris Hilton was snapped yesterday while shopping her heart out at Kitson, helping out the local recession without a care about the current economic crisis.

It’s job security for someone, isn’t it?

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Mel Gibson made an appearance on the red carpet at the Los Angeles premiere of “X-Men Origins: Wolverine”. He had his new lady friend, Oksana Grigorieva, in tow.

So she’s the one that everyone’s talking about… Interesting.

Rachel Maddow was as excited as a 15-year-old schoolgirl with her guest of the evening, Metallica drummer, Lars Ulrich.

Check out the full interview:

I think I would’ve been excited to meet any of the band members back when they released the “Black Album“, but not so much now. They’ve gone soft, it’s no lie.

What do you think? Are you a diehard fan or do you think they’ve sold out? I feel that they should go back to their “Master Of Puppets” days, when the music was much harder and the band just didn’t give a crap about the press attention.

James has gotten vocal coaching and they’re performing with an orchestra? It just doesn’t seem right to me.

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