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Fret not folks, Lindsay wasn’t the one driving this time. I was gonna say, someone needs to take her license away already. Good lord.

Lindsay Lohan let her assistant drive her around in her brand new, white Maserati, only to get into a minor fender bender. Lovely. Because Lindsay can afford to replace it, right?

Check out the damage to the front of the car:

Her assistant reportedly rear-ended a Subaru. Lindsay was upset, of course, that was a nice ride. Hope she can afford insurance! She is unemployed at the moment, you know.

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Homeboy used to look pretty hot, so tell me, what the eff happened to him?

Adrian Grenier was spotted in West Hollywood, leaving Cafe Med on Sunset Blvd., looking a little bit rounder than usual.

Has he let himself go? Or is he just the victim of a bad camera angle?

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I really can’t stand this “Bikini Girl” chick. Seriously, Katrina Darrell was trying to strut her stuff in a bikini on American Idol when she passed the first round due to what she was wearing (or lack thereof). She was soon cut, much to my enjoyment, but she just won’t go away already.

Over the weekend, this chick was hosting some Hawaiian Tropic crap. She wore the least amount of clothes possible, without going naked and mentioned something about doing Playboy.

She said, “[I’ve had] a lot of different offers, like Vegas promotion offers. Of course Playboy has called. I wouldn’t say no, but at the same time I don’t want to stunt my career by jumping into that too soon and be labeled once again as ‘just a body.’ But I don’t knock it.”

Don’t knock your money maker, your 15 minutes are about up.

Dita Von Teese graced the new cover of “Inked” magazine.

Does she have tattoos? I mean, I thought that was the point?

Ashton Kutcher is the epitome of maturity. While presumable getting ready to go to Bruce Willis’ wedding ceremony, Demi Moore ironed Ashton’s suit….in a bikini. He felt the need to share her butt with the world.

His tweets:

# watching my wife steam my suit while wearing a bikini. I love God!
# I’m not wearing the bikini she is that’s what makes it so glorious
# shhh don’t tell wifey http://twitpic.com/2bj58

I’d have been so maddddddd….but that’s AplusK for ya. I wonder what she’ll plan as a form of retaliation?

I’m sad to report that Jade Goody has passed away earlier this morning at 3:14 a.m. She was at home with her mother, Jackiey Budden in Essex when she left us.

Her mother said, “My beautiful daughter is at peace. Family and friends would like privacy at last.”

Her publicist, Max Clifford, said, “I think she’s going to be remembered as a young girl who has, and who will, save an awful lot of lives. She was a very, very brave girl. And she faced her death in the way she faced her whole life – full on, with a lot of courage.”

He reitered Jackiey’s statement that the family wished to be left alone to grieve. I agree, she put her last moments out there so that her sons could have a nice future, leave her family alone. It’s all been so public lately.

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Fergie was spotted out and about, shopping on Melrose yesterday afternoon, sporting some jeans that looked like they were straight out of the 80′s.

What do you think? Latest trend or a throw-back?

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It’s a good thing that Orlando Bloom has some sense. He’s hot, but we all know that doesn’t always equal smarts.

He attempted to ride his motorcycle home, then changed his mind and checked into the Dorchester.

Smart move, Orlando. That’s why we love him.

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I hope you were finished eating, folks. If not, I’m sorry for the mess in your bathroom after seeing this photo.

Amy Winehouse seriously needs to take a few pages out of any book on etiquette and either wear a skirt that covers your goodies, or learn how to exit a car gracefully.

Two yechs in one night. Gross.

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Paris Hilton stepped out with her sweetie (yech), Doug Reinhardt, wearing these half black/half nude leggings. Sure, the dress was cute, but those freaking ugly leggings distract from that.

Some people should hire people to hand pick their outfits for them, they’re called stylists, Paris. You should be able to afford one, considering you bathe in hundred dollar bills every night.

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Jessica Alba was spotted by snappers on Friday, leaving voice lessons in Toluca Lake, CA.

We didn’t know she has aspirations to become a singer? Should we expect a song from her in the near future?

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Are you digging Eva Longoria’s new longer hair extensions? She’s following Katie’s lead, trying something different.

Maybe she’s pregnant, too?

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Poor Joe Jonas, didn’t plan on this one coming out, did ya?

Or is he trying to distract us from the commercial flop that his movie was?

It certainly appears that Nadya Suleman took time out from spending a thousand bucks on makeup and shopping to get her tummy fat sucked out.

For someone who delivered eight babies not so long ago, her stomach is surprisingly flat.

What do you think?

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We’ve just learned that “Grey’s Anatomy” star T.R. Knight has been in a car accident. Fret not friends, he’s okay.

He was reportedly going eastbound on Hollywood Boulevard and two other cars were going westbound when they hit each other. This was around 2:25 p.m. PST.

He wasn’t injured, but a man and a woman involved were both taken to the hospital via ambulance. Sgt. O.C. Smith said, “No one suffered major injuries”. The woman involved was experiencing some pain, but is in stable condition.

The police are investigating who was at fault, and no citations have been given as of yet.

We’re just glad no one was hurt. I love T.R., he’s the only reason I watch Grey’s anymore.

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The Medical Examiner in New York who did the autopsy on Natasha Richardson has revealed the results of what they’ve found.

They have concluded that Richardson passed away from a blunt impact to her head and her death was ruled an accident.

The cause of death is listed as “epidural hematoma due to blunt impact to the head”, according to the ME’s office’s spokesperson.

She had turned away the thought of an ambulance after it first happened and was said to be joking about the incident. Later on that day, she got a headache and was taken to the hospital. And we all know the outcome from there, as sad as it is.

TMZ took pictures of her husband, Liam Neeson, on his way home. What idiocy. They need to leave him alone and let the man grieve in peace already. It’s such a shame that this happened in the first place, but they’re really adding insult to injury there.

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