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Oh my God, who would’ve known that this would be all Pam Anderson was good for?

She sports “3 tender love holes” and “she’ll satisfy you orally, vaginally, or anally.”

Apparently, someone took a shot of this Love Doll from the outside of a shop in Santa Monica, today.

Crazy!

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Bai Ling was hanging out outside of Madeo in West Hollywood, yesterday, wearing this getup.

She always looks terrible. What’s her deal?

Someone needs a stylist ASAP. She’s a hot mess.

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Jennifer Garner showed up at her daughter, Violet’s school today in Santa Monica, wearing holey underwear. Is she just a busy mom? Or is there really any excuse for this?

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It has just been confirmed that actor Jamie Bower is set to play the leader of the Volturi, Caius, in the forthcoming Twilight movies.

Okay girlies, you can fan yourselves off now. He’s a little hottie, though, isn’t he? He’s 20, so he’s legal, ladies.

This won’t be his first foray into acting, though. He was also in “RockNRolla” and “Sweeney Todd“.

Nice!

Here are the two new posters for the “Twilight” sequel, “New Moon“.

The above photo features a full body shot of Edward/Rob Pattinson (yum). The below photo is of Bella/Kristen Stewart:

Also, for your enjoyment/annoyance, is more information on the forthcoming movies in the series:

Is this really necessary, people?

Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, and Brittany Snow went to Beso Restaurant last night.

Apparently one of his “fans” wasn’t too happy about a photo of Zac with a ton of earwax surfacing, so they throw an entire box of q-tips at him. Really classy.

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His butt!

Even though it’s fat and gross, which is made worse by him wearing a kilt, Perez Hilton definitely shows us his best angle.

Yech. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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Lady Gaga was unexpectedly asked to autograph a fan’s penis.

She says, “I feel embarrassed saying this, but the strangest thing I ever autographed was a man’s penis.”

The guy asked her to do the autograph right after a performance she did in Canada.

She adds, “I was doing a meet and greet backstage in Canada. I had enough room to write Lady Gaga but I really don’t remember. I was laughing so hard I could hardly breathe. Maybe it is still there – who knows? It was a permanent marker too!”

Umm. Gross. I think that’s one request I would’ve denied.

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How cute are these two!

After posting the picture on Twitter, Joel writes, “Check out my new pic. I now have someone to blame if there is ever any wack posts on my twitter. Shes addicted.”

Awww…they are just so precious!

According to reports, Madonna is going to Malawi to adopt a little sister for David Banda. The little girl in question just happens to be an orphan named Mercy James (pictured above).

Mercy’s mother died during child birth, and there has been no word on her father’s whereabouts.

How cute would she be next to little David?

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Nick Nolte was spotted out, grabbing some take out. He looks like he’s had way too much fun in the sun for a pale faced white guy.

Poor thing needs some Shea butter or something for his noggin.

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Can you figure out which is which?

Aww…I like the little headband that they put on the bigger one…it’s cute.

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This is the new tattoo that Rihanna got after flying her tattoo artist BangBang out to Los Angeles to ink her up.

Here’s what the artist wanted to put on her:

BangBang says, “i really wanted to put it here… she loved em.. .but, cover girl wouldnt have liked it much…
and they pay the bills!”

Does she want to shoot Chris Brown now?

Snitches on the set of “New Moon” are claiming that Robert Pattinson smells like he’s not too fond of a bar of soap.

A source who works in close proximity to Rob says, “He stinks. I mean, it’s awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy. He completely reeks.”

Gross. He’s cute, but not cute enough to have to put up with a nasty stench for. Time for a bath!

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I know I couldn’t wait to share the news with you that Mark Ronson is single again. The hot super-producer and his ex-girlfriend Tennessee Thomas have called it quits, after Marky boy was spotted lip-locked with another chick.

He’s a dog, but we still love him!

He was photographed smooching up actress Josephine de la Baume outside of a bar, Sunday. Come on girls, there’s still time!

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Sarah Jessica Parker was on the set of her latest flick, “So Did You Hear About The Morgans?” yesterday sporting something Carrie Bradshaw wouldn’t be caught dead in, a wig…and an ugly one to boot.

Jeez, at least I hope that’s a wig!

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