Lily Allen twittered a picture of her new finger tattoo. It says “Shhhh”. Maybe she’s talking to Perez Hilton, whom we all wish would shut up already?

That’s Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend, Justin Gaston, grabbing on himself.

Rawr!

Mwuahahaha! Joe Francis has been arrested!!

Joe was arrested in L.A. after having shown up to court five hours late for his hearing in his tax evasion case.

When Francis finally made it to the courtroom yesterday afternoon, he told the judge that he was suffering from the flu. The judge didn’t buy his BS and tossed him into the pokey.

Francis’ latest accusations include claiming more than $20 million in bogus business expenses on his corporate tax returns, including $3.8 million for a Mexican home and $10.4 million in fake consulting services.

The point of yesterday’s hearing was to consider a request from his tax attorneys to recuse themselves.

I guess he must be having the panic attacks now!

Matthew Mitcham was featured in “The Advocate” for his hotness (among other things, we’re sure). He’s better known for his 2008 Olympic win in the 10m platform, having received the highest single-dive score in Olympic history.

He’s also the first openly gay medal winner at the 2008 Olympics.

Hotness. You’re welcome, ladies (and gents). Just because he’s gay, doesn’t mean that we still can’t have him on loan to admire!

I can’t really tell where that hand is coming from that’s right underneath Miley Cyrus’ underage boob. Is that Justin Gaston’s illegal hand?

Take a closer look and let me know what you think?

The photo depicted above shows Disney tween star Miley Cyrus mocking people of Asian descent. She, along with boyfriend, Justin Gaston, and other friends are making the slanted-eyes look that makes fun of Asian people. The only one not mocking any ethnicity is the actual Asian kid, who looks totally unamused.

Another friend is mocking Indians, as well. Well aren’t we the racist bunch!

What do you think?