Gossip Sucker

Patrick Swayze has been fighting his bout with pancreatic cancer for a little while now and is rumored to be dying. Let’s hope that’s just what they are, rumors. He admitted himself into the hospital on January 9th for observation and was kept for his pneumonia scare.

Thankfully, he’s back at home. His rep confirmed the news, saying, “I am happy to announce that Patrick Swayze is home after a brief hospitalization for pneumonia.”

Good luck, Patrick! Keep up the fight, buddy, we’re all pulling for you.

Still can’t stand this little heffer. Her music sucks and she needs to give it up already. Here’s that hot boyfriend of hers, Justin Gaston, giving her some illegal lovin’.

Blech.

Robert Pattinson’s bathtub scene where some lady gives him a bath, from the movie, “The Haunted Airman”.

And, in case you missed it, the video of him getting all cleaned up:

No, this picture wasn’t taken last year when Britney Spears was in her head shaving days and was all kinds of crazy. This was just last week. Apparently Miss Spears got a little angry with the paparazzi and decided to throw a temper tantrum.

Maybe she just wanted to get her way? I know two-year-olds that do that.

This is a Durex commercial that was probably banned here in the States. It’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while, though.

Enjoy.

Now, still think either one of them are as innocent as they try to portray to the media? No? Me neither.

Ashley Greene stars in the next installment of the “Twilight” franchise as Alice Cullen in “New Moon”. She’s not really digging the fact that Robert Pattinson cut his hair, but says he’s “totally adorable.”

She adds, “I heard he got in trouble for cutting his hair. But what can I say? I like guys with longer hair.”

She isn’t going to pick on him too much, though, saying, “I think he’s getting enough flack, I’m sure. I mean his every move is recorded and photographed and documented, so I’m not going to give him a hard time.”

I don’t mind the haircut so much, either, but I have to say it’s much better than keeping longer hair that he doesn’t want to take care of.

Here’s the best part, ShamWow/SlapChop Vince saying something awful:

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We all love Vince, the ShamWow guy, even as annoying as he is. He has a new commercial now all about the “Slap Chop”, in case you haven’t seen it:

Enjoy! It took me a few minutes to splice that together, but it was fun.

This is the funniest crap I’ve seen all day, besides Suri Cruise flipping everyone off. Apparently, someone has decided to hack into Britney Spears’ Twitter account and give us the status of her vagina.

LULZ ensue.

Suri Cruise was hanging out with her famous mom when she shows us how she really feels. Either that or she had an itch.

In a newly released German interview, both Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart talk about random stuff as well as their characters in Twilight.

Rob thinks he would look good in your clothes, too. And he’s Team Jacob!

Twilight perfume comes in an apple-shaped bottle and reportedly smells like lavender and freesia. It’s available in an 80ml spray for $48.00 and can be purchased at Hot Topic.

Geez, those South Park kids were right. We gotta take out the Hot Topic to get rid of the vampires.

I keed, I keed.

Robert Pattinson was doing a radio interview where he talked about several things. Like being a sex symbol and whether or not he wants to appear naked like Harry Potter:

First part of the interview:

Second part of the interview:

Firstly, he was asked about being a sex symbol to all the girls. Then the interviewer asked if he was going to take Harry Potter’s place and be naked. Nope, not yet. Bummer. We can hope, right? He did say that it was a good move on Dan Radcliffe’s part, though

Blah blah blah….he’s hot, it doesn’t matter what he’s saying. Watch the videos.