Paris Hilton was partying it up and all the while, some thug in a hooded sweatshirt broke into her mansion and stole $2 million worth of jewels. It was said that her bedroom was ransacked.

I wonder what else they took?

Eww…A Benji Madden & Paris Hilton sex tape might surface. Could it be? Or, even worse, a Britney Spears/Benji Madden/Paris Hilton sex tape.

You know they were friends and it was rumored recently that Benji and Britney were hooking up.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Yech.